Jokes about Redheads

Funny RedheadWhile a lot of these jokes do play to the stereotypes about Redheads and some are pretty dirty, they are funny. Let us know your favourite and if you have any to add in the comments;   Q:What do you call a redhead walking between two blondes? A: An interpreter.   Q: What’s the difference between a terrorist and a redhead? A:you can negotiate with a terrorist.   Q: How do you know a redhead likes you? A: She has your girlfriend thrown in jail and camps out in your yard.   Q: Do you know why Blondes have more fun? A: Because there is not enough Red Heads around.   If you love a Redhead, set her free … If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she’s yours.   Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend? A: She has scratched “stay off MY TURF!” on his back with her nails.   Q: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? A: Men always miss them.   Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl   Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? A: There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor   Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.   Q: What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common? A: You’ve never had it so good and so fast.   Q: What’s safer: a redhead or a pirahna? A: The pirahna. They only attack in schools.   Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you? A: Say something like “I’m one of those males who love redheads”   Q: How do you get a redhead’s mood to change? A: Wait 10 seconds   Q: Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes? A: Someone told them to a redhead. Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A: A redhead!

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